SYNKLAND · WAITLIST
Stop reading drama.
Start leading people.
The Un-Emotion Filter pulls the emotion out of every message your team sends you — and translates every command you write into something a human will actually act on.
It is not Slack. It is not therapy. It is your second brain for messages that cost you sleep.
What it does
Two-way translator for human conflict.
Inbound · long emotional message
"I'm just so frustrated. Every time we agree on a deadline you push it back and I have to redo my plan and it makes me look bad to the client. I cannot keep doing this. Please. PLEASE. We need to figure this out before Friday or I have to escalate."
↓ filtered ↓
FACT The deadline has been pushed back multiple times.
ASK A working agreement on deadlines.
DEADLINE Friday, or the sender will escalate.
Outbound · your blunt internal note
"Tell them no. Their numbers don't add up. Stop wasting my time."
↓ rephrased ↓
"Thanks for the proposal — I've reviewed the numbers and they
do not match what we agreed on. I will not be moving forward
in this format. Happy to revisit when the figures align."
Who it is for
Operators who are tired of being a feelings interpreter.
Founders 10–30 ppl
You are the bottleneck for every interpersonal escalation. You want a buffer.
Mid-level managers
You translate up and down all day. You want one of those translations done for you.
Solo operators
You take meetings as a one-person team. You need to sound like a company.
Pricing
One plan. No tiers.
$29
/ month · billed monthly · cancel anytime
- Unlimited inbound filtering (paste any message)
- Unlimited outbound rephrasing (any tone you choose)
- Bring your own LLM API key — your data never sits on our servers
- Founding members lock in $29 / month for life
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SYNKLAND is a one-operator software lab building anonymous tools for people who lead other people.
We do not do interviews. We do not do partnerships. We ship products.